

And kids like Ronnie McCoy are scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened. Now it’s about the kind of clothes rich you are or if you you wear or how have a cute butt or whatever. Nowadays, it’s a whole lot more complicated. The deal was, if you were the fastest runner in your class, you got all the girls.Īnd in the fifth grade, the fastest runner was Ronnie McCoy. It used to be a whole lot simpler back in elementary school. Man, I don’t know WHAT is up with girls these days. But I guess if I do that, it just proves I didn’t learn anything from last year. Next period, I should just sit in the middle of a bunch of hot girls as soon as I step in the room.

You walk into the classroom and just stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know the teacher is saying Jason Brill came in late and almost sat to my right, but luckily I stopped that from happening at the last second.

On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you plunk your sit. So I figured I might as well write in this book to pass the time.īy the way, let me give you some good advice. Today is the first day of school, and right now we’re just waiting around for the teacher to hurry and finish the seating chart. again, I that would mean kids like Chirag Gupta would still be in the first grade. If it was up to me, grade levels would be based on height, not age. You got kids like me who haven’t hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day.Īnd then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school. Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented.
